Gordon Brown: Look, it wasn’t my fault that a load of people on trailer parks in America couldn’t repay their loans and caused the world’s financial system to collapse. And if it wasn’t for me you’d all be bankrupt and living in tents. The Conservatives are rubbish and you can’t trust that David Cameron because he’s too posh. If they win they’ll shut down all the schools and hospitals the first day. That George Osbourne can’t even use a calculator. Vote for us and we’ll repay all that debt without you even noticing by sacking civil servants. Who is Nick Clegg?
David Cameron: That Gordon Brown single-handedly caused the economic meltdown, the Iraq war, unemployment and MRSA. And none of you voted for him anyway. The Labour party is rubbish and if you vote for them taxes will go up, everybody will go on strike and you’ll be out of a job. Vote for us and we’ll repay all that debt without you even noticing by sacking civil servants. Who is Nick Clegg?
Nick Clegg: How could you possibly vote for those two? They’re rubbish and got us into this mess in the first place. Vote for either of them and it’ll just get worse. We’ll repay all that debt by reducing your taxes except for those earning gazillions a year who will pay it all off. And we’ve got Vince who really knows how to use a calculator.
Steve Downes
Juice Digital
Social Media, Manchester
